It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live...
there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr
Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
when you think about it sirius and james were really lucky that their animagus forms were suitable for running around with a werewolf
what if they’d turned into like a dolphin and an armadillo or something
that would have been rubbish
I’m going o have a corgi for the sole purpose of making it wear pajamas to bed.
I WANT A TEENY CORGI AND I WANT TO NAME HIM NEVILLE SHORTBOTTOM
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
…it is insane how well this works.
And Lestrade’s in the background like “You better fucking tell him Sherlock. I swear to God if I have to field one more drunk phone call from you at 3 in the morning telling me how much you miss him the next time he’s away on a medical conference, I’ll snog John myself and then you won’t ever be able to have him.”
He is the f*cking best