Hawthorn and Unicorn

there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr

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Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

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le-le-lestrade:

dhampirkhaleesi:

My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.

so you’re the next generation smut writer

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shutuphamlet:

when you think about it sirius and james were really lucky that their animagus forms were suitable for running around with a werewolf

what if they’d turned into like a dolphin and an armadillo or something

that would have been rubbish

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dinojay:

the-absolute-best-posts:

vicarvelociraptor:

I’m going o have a corgi for the sole purpose of making it wear pajamas to bed.

I WANT A TEENY CORGI AND I WANT TO NAME HIM NEVILLE SHORTBOTTOM

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methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

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y0rkshire-tea:

moriabi:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

asyoumightimagine:

…it is insane how well this works.

And Lestrade’s in the background like “You better fucking tell him Sherlock. I swear to God if I have to field one more drunk phone call from you at 3 in the morning telling me how much you miss him the next time he’s away on a medical conference, I’ll snog John myself and then you won’t ever be able to have him.”

PAPA LESTRADE

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He is the f*cking best

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corneliapornelia:

Well now we know that Legolas got it from his father

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